So while driving around Boca I spotted the below vehicle and was immediately shocked and appalled.
Hummers are a constant in Boca Raton, as a matter of fact, you would be hard pressed to throw a Bluetooth headset and somehow not hit a Hummer or at the very least a lexus. I’ll admit, the Hummer H2 and H3 are on my personal douchebag honor roll and will probably remain there forever. What are my reasons for having such strong feelings? I’m glad you asked.
Top 5 reasons H2’s and their owners should be hated:
1) Hummers are owned by way too many soccer moms. (why do they need to drive around in a tank, do you somehow get a better table at Too Jay’s?)
2) Hummers somehow convince their owners that they no longer need to consider others while parking and driving their tanks.
3) They couldn’t afford a real Hummer.
4) Most are cheap bastards who basically use their hummers as a write off.
5) Have I mentioned that they look like tanks?
Now the offender shown below has enabled me to take my "hummer hatred" to a whole new level, by placing a hospice license plate on their monstrosity.
Sample: Hospice License Plate
Take a close look at their license plate. Their digits have been removed, in order to respect their privacy, so please don't send them any hate mail.
Everyday is a gift? Isn’t that the same as saying, “stop and smell the roses”? H2’s on average produce 3.4 metric tons of carbon emissions each year, nearly double of the usual sedan.
I am thrilled that the driver is appreciating everyday on this green earth, but can't help but wonder if they even acknowledge the simple facts. Their tank is polluting the environment, killing my lungs and directly contributing to the global warming and graying of our world.
Aside from Boca Raton, where else can people brazenly display their self-centered purchases while spreading butterfly hope on their license plates.
So, stop and smell the roses, but watch out... that tank may be headed in your direction!
